Pistolera

C Rated 4/10

Romina DiLella has a rich, old husband. He gives her everything, he adores her, pays a fortune for her fake *. But he's got a horrible secret he wishes she never finds out about: he's got a diaper * and goes to a place where he indulges in it. Romina is suspicious; she hires a PI and finds out about her husband's secret. She confronts him and gives him an ultimatum: "You're gonna make me a star you pathetic waste of human flesh. Hire a producer, someone to write a script and a crew, find some third rate and hasbeen actors (Danny Trejo, an actor???), and I'll be acting in a lead role!". Desperate to keep his loving wife, the hubby does as Romina wishes. Voila, the Pistolera. Now you know.

I couldn't stop laughing as the little girl started plowing through the bad guys at the start of the movie. Maybe I'll finish it, could be more funny moments like that.

Sometimes you just got to stop and check a movie on IMDb prior to sitting down to squander away time on rubbish. And yeah, the 2020 movie "Pistolera" from writer Romina Di Lella and director Damian Chapa was one such movie. There is almost no storyline here to this movie, as it is essentially just a revenge movie. Though not a good revenge movie, mind you. So you are in a for whole lot of nothing here actually, should you opt to sit down and watch "Pistolera" despite its low rating here om IMDb. Aside from having a nearly non-existing storyline and plot, then "Pistolera" was filled to the brim with dubious acting performances and some lousy action sequences with very badly added CGI blood. The action sequences in this 2020 movie were so scripted and poorly executed that you just cringe when you sit and watch it. Sure, and there shall be no doubt about the fact that I sat down to watch the movie because I saw that it had Danny Trejo on the cast list. But this movie is not really up to anything near what he usually makes. So you might just want to do yourself a favor and skip out on "Pistolera". This is definitely not a movie that I would recommend you wasting your time, money or effort on. And my rating of this 2020 movie lands on a very generous two out of ten stars.

I believe that the people in the movie are well looking people,but that main actor is the whole dull of the movie.English is F9,working is F9,acting is worst than F9,The Indico i believe he's a good actor because he had featured in many movies but thie particular movie is awkward........ I have the shooting is nonsense,you can only hear Taa!!!Taa!!! For 5times before the person will die,no hole no sign of good acting,even the main actoress's shooting is rubbish as if she is learning how to shoot.the sound of kicking and shooting is loud.... Aswear this woman don't need to be an actoress, Nonsense!!!!!,i need my Mb back

This movie is a waste of time and mb,the tricks and dullness is too much.even the role the protagonist played is rubbish,infact the movie is childish the director did not direct and manage the movie well. i have to watch the movie for 3days because its boring.mtcheeww!!!.what nonsense Rate

I was wandering if this joke of the movie qualifies for Razzies awards? If the answer is yes, that means Razzies lowers their standards.

Lead actress cannot act, no really, not in the slightest, whoever hired her for this movie and said do you know what this part needs.... The world's most dodgy accent and the world's cheapest fake looking implants. At least this movies consistent with the acting dialogue and camerawork all equally bad. I love your work Mr Trejo but this movie was garbage

The concept of the movie deserves a 5 star. If only some serious cash was thrown to this project to hire the whole new movie crew and cash. The sound effect were off (same sound effect on all moving vehicles) Did you hear the sound of that silencer pistol? Ha! Ha! Main actor was the worst of all the actors. How she had better English as a girl to the Spanish accent. They jump and swam in the ocean but the cousin's shirt was dry

The main actress can not act at All. I can not recommend this film. I was wandering if this joke of the movie qualifies for Razzies awards? Bad bad bad movie. It's a shame that I can't give 0 points