Hoping to fall into the grand tradition of music mockumentaries, such as Monty Python's The Rutles and, the standard for these things, This Is Spinal Tap, It's All Gone Pete Tong fails.
The story begins with fictitious English DJ Pete Tong, living on the Spanish island of Ibiza with a beautiful model wife and all the posh parties he could ever possibly attend. What could go wrong? Well, deafness for starters. You see, Tong was born with a condition that causes him to gradually go deaf. He attempts to hide it from his manager and public at large, but to no avail, it's all gone
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When Pete Tong loses his hearing, he loses his ability to spin great dance beats which in turn costs him his wife, manager, and recording contract. His shallow world of dance beats, sex and drugs comes crashing down. Ultimately, Tong picks himself up and learns to read lips from an improbably attractive deaf woman named Sonja. He, naturally, develops a relationship with Sonja as she teaches him to read lips and accept his deafness. Tong, then learns to "feel" the beats in a new way, and his recording begins again and he becomes something of a spokesperson for the deaf. Then, just as he ascends to the top again, Mr. Pete Tong, along with his new love, Sonja, mysteriously disappear. Much like, Woody Allen's satire on film-making in Hollywood Ending, where a film director, after becoming blind, still makes a film, It's Gone Wrong Pete Tong, relies a great deal that the idea of a DJ going deaf will be really funny in a wildly satirical way.
It's not. It's easy to get the initial joke that dance music is so vapid that the DJs that create the tunes don't even need to hear, but you have to fill up the two hours with more then that. And, therein lies the problem. It's Gone Wrong Pete Tong, doesn't have much else to offer in the way of genuine laughs.
To be sure, it does have its moments. Tong is pestered by a hallucination of a badger, "badgering" him and whom he eventually dispatches with a shotgun. The exchanges he has with the animal were often amusing. In the studio, two histrionic Austrian musicians, who got a chuckle from me every time they opened their mouths, help Tong with his ill-fated second album. And, lastly, at the beginning of the film, we get to see a video of Tong's latest hit, with him ridiculously chasing around his wife to be, with various hunting utensils.
That's pretty much it from the laughs department. The interviews with those who "know" Tong aren't funny, nor is most of the material stuffed in between these scenes. What, ultimately becomes aggravating is the film carries a weird self-satisfaction vibe throughout, as if it's quite pleased with how good it is.
Pete Tong's descent into deafness is also equally tiresome. As I understand it, this is supposed to be the more serious side of the picture. There really is nothing believable about his adjustment to deafness. He does it in a pretty matter of fact way and develops a relationship with the attractive, naturally, Spanish woman in the same matter of fact way. At this point of the film, I couldn't help but think, "who cares," Tong still has, apparently, a lovely villa, lots of cash, and a new girlfriend. There is just nothing to involve yourself with.
It's All Wrong Pete Tong, is definitely a mockumentary, but, alas, not a very good one.