The VelociPastor

The VelociPastor

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The Velocipastor is getting a sequel and it's more better than the original but I like this one it's actually funny cause of the Dinosaur suit

Not "so bad it's funny." Just bad. There was no attempt at realism, humor or logic, just some home-made dino and ninja costumes -- which were apparently worn by some senior citizens, judging by their fighting skills. So, way below expectations... worse than the trailer (which I didn't see first but it's on YouTube). Sometimes this type of movie can be surprisingly creative or ironically funny, but this is a 100% dud without redemption, UNLESS is was made by junior high students, in which case B+ since you guys learned to film and edit. Now take a writing class.

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This is nothing but a hilarious ride from start to finish, a mangled heap of god-awful props, dialogue, costuming, lighting, special effects, and acting jammed into an inexplicable plot by a genius director who manages to make a very bad movie on purpose without any shred of pretense or shame. The ninja fight scene is what Mortal Kombat would look like if it got hijacked by a kindergarten drama class. Watch this movie. It's terrible. It's schlocky. You'll love it.

This is so terrible that I think it gave me cancer. Worst movie ever made. The acting, and direction was quite terrible. Props and CGI is horrible. I can make better CGI on my Motorola phone.