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The Cartier Affair

1984

R

1 h 36 m

United States

Comedy

Crime

Curt Taylor (David Hasselhoff) is a convict and owes Phil Drexler (Telly Savalas), the number one convict in the prison. Now, to settle his debt, Drexler sends Curt to be the secretary for Cartier Rand, Marilyn Hallifax (Dame Joan Collins), so that he can steal her jewels. But he falls in love with her, which complicates things.
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Joan Collins
Cartier Rand
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Joan Collins
Marilyn Hallifax
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David Hasselhoff
Curt Taylor
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Ed Lauter
Lyndon Dean
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Randi Brooks
Shirl
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Steve Peck
J.J. Phonopolous
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Jordan Charney
Ben Foley
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Patricia Elliott
Margo Houser
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Charles Napier
Morgan Carroll
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Rita Taggart
Monica
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Raymond Singer
Raymond
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Joe La Due
Russ Houser
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Telly Savalas
Phil Drexler
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Jay Gerber
Arthur
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Hilly Hicks
Al
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Louisa Moritz
Wife of Fish Market
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Louisa Moritz
Restaurant Owner
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Liz Sheridan
Miss Carpenter
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Donald Wayne
Greg Howard
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Paul Marin
Wayne

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Lord Sky

29/05/2023 09:03
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16/11/2022 14:29
The Cartier Affair
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Sandile Mahlangu

16/11/2022 03:41
There are a few "80s soap operaesque" scenes otherwise it's a pretty good movie, especially considering it was a "made for TV movie" in the 80s. Plus Joan Collins looks amazing for a 51 year old, also some decent acting from Hasselhoff.
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Merhawi🌴

16/11/2022 03:41
Collins is her usual over-the-top actress, so much so she can't even pull off being funny. And Hasselhoff is just hard to look at as he seems like a living, breathing cartoon character. Big oaf "David" is a live action Bluto. And every other character is just that, poorly character acting. I can appreciate silly, stupid, hokey comedies, but this one didn't even pull that off. Boo.
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🥰B

16/11/2022 03:41
THE CARTIER AFFAIR stars David Hasselhoff as ex-con, Curt Taylor. Owing a crime boss named Drexler (Telly Savalas) big money, Taylor needs a job fast. This leads him to becoming the secretary for soap star, Cartier Rand (Joan Collins!). Unfortunately, Taylor has two problems: #1- Drexler's cronies want his help in their plan to rob Ms. Rand. #2- His new employer's husband is extremely jealous, forcing Taylor to pretend he's gay. This becomes even more complicated when Taylor falls for Ms. Rand. Hilarity, eventual romance, and adventure ensue. As made-for-TV movies go, this one's pretty good. Both "The Hoff" and Ms. Collins are likeable enough. Savalas is great in his smallish role. Obviously, there's nothing here to be taken even remotely seriously. At all. Utterly harmless fluff to watch whenever your cheeeze-tank is low...
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Angelique van Wyk

16/11/2022 03:41
Most of this 1984 movie isn't dated. It's cute and funny. Joan does what she does best - she acts as Joan. David is surprisingly a good comedian and doesn't overact.
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