"I Cover the Waterfront" is a crime, drama and romance film that stars Ben Lyon, Claudette Colbert and Ernest Torrence. It's set in a harbor location that's probably near Los Angeles or San Diego. Lyon is Joe Miller, a reporter who hates the locale and the smells of his beat on the waterfront, and who longs for the country of Vermont. Colbert is Julie Kirk, daughter of a fisherman who smuggles Chinese into the country. That's Eli Kirk, played by Ernest Torrence. Julie calls her dad by his first name and dotes on him, but doesn't know his racket. While he takes money to smuggle Chinese into the country, he thinks nothing of killing them by weighing them down and throwing them overboard if a Coast Guard boat approaches.
The story is fair and the acting is okay, although it shows a little stiffness and hesitation - probably part of the early sound film jitters not quite worked out yet by the smaller studios. Torrence in particular seems to have some holdover delay in his lines and actions from his silent film days. The film has scenes of the stereo-typical shouting matches and clashes between newspaper editors and their reporters. One can easily get tired of seeing so many of these in the movies.
Both Lyon and Colbert were established actors by this time. This film has a light plot of reporter tenacity and romance, with a dark side of the disregard for life by men who become greedy. The film quality is quite crude yet, but it had some nice outdoor scenes on the ocean and around a harbor. While there isn't much of a mystery aspect to the crime segment, the scenes of catching large sharks adds a sense of reality and authenticity to the film.
The final scene shows Joe Miller's newspaper report about catching smuggler, Eli Kirk, with a poetic phrase: "Eli Kirk made good his boast that the Law would never get him. He died saving the life of a man - not a friend - but the man he hated. Man proposes. God disposes." Here are some lines from the film.
One Punch McCoy, "All editors are fatheads - except when you're looking for a job."
Julie Kirk, "Oh, I get it - you're a ventriloquist." H. Joseph Miller, "No, I'm just a dummy."
Julie Kirk, "I'll bet it was a woman." Joe Miller, "Of course No gentleman would say a word."
One Punch McCoy, "When two guys agree, one of them is unnecessary." Joe Miller, "All city editors are unnecessary."
Joe Miller, "Come on, let's play a love scene." Julie Kirk, "Let's fall in love first. "
Randall, the Boat guide, "Take one of our little booklets." Joe Miller, "Oh, take one of those little booklets yourself and stick it in your back pocket. I know more about this boat than you do. "
Joe Miller, "You wouldn't go for that kiss now, would you?" Julie Kirk, "Say, I thought you came down here to work." Miller, "Well, if you don't think it's work getting a kiss out of you, your nuts."
Joe Kirk, in the bottom of an old Spanish prison ship, "Oh, yeah, this was, this, this was the manicure parlor. Now with these things they take and uh, pull your fingernails out."
Julie Kirk, "I'm afraid of tomorrow, without you."
Joe Miller, looking around at his tidied apartment, "You did this?" Julie Kirk, "Yes." Joe, "Why?" Julie, "Well, I had something to say to you, 'n this is my way of saying it. You like it?" Joe, "I think its swell."
Joe Miller, "I've got the finish for my novel." Julie Kirk, "What is it?" Joe, "He marries the girl." Julie, "That's a swell finish."