Pardon my rotten punctuation there, but that's how movies are. They make their own rules.
I have to agree with all the other reviewers of this film--it's terribly funny. My only gripe with the film isn't specifically the film. I just recently bought the DVD (I already had the video), and on the back Donald Sutherland's character is called "bumbling." Um, no. He's retarded. That just bugged the you-know-what out of me. Little things like that bother me.
Anyhoo, this was a nifty little hag film with a nifty little hag. I love Tallulah Bankhead, and I think part of the fun in this film comes from seeing bourbon-drinking, cocaine-snorting Tallulah read from the Bible and denounce the color red. If you have enough background on Tallulah (which is essential to enjoying this film--read her book), you can sit there and think things like, "Okay, here's the woman who refused to wear underwear while turning cartwheels ON STAGE and now she won't let anyone wear lipstick? Crazy!!!"
Tallulah's Mrs. Trefoile is the fanatic of the title (although I know this film as "Die! Die! My Darling!"), and she has long since crossed over into Looney Land. In her previous, sin-ridden life she was an actress, as we learn from her scrapbooks, but her religious husband plucked her from the flames of Heck and saved her immortal soul. (In her previous life she apparently starred in "The Little Foxes"--that's what the picture shown is from.) She is forever indebted to him for this, but did he neglect to teach her the Ten Commandments? She breaks several of them without hesitation, but salt in food offends her? What planet is she on?
I did have another slight problem with the film--Tallulah's distinct(ly hilarious) voice. I have yet to understand half of what she says in the movie, and I'm listening! I haven't blacked out or anything. Her voice started out as slightly hoarse and quite deep, only now age and emphysema have turned it into a sound no special effects person could duplicate. In her first scene, where she meets Stefanie with and F Powers, I can't understand a word she says. The "Milk!" line is painfully clear, but everything else sounds garbled. She mentions having a problem with the new rector at the church she attends, and I'm darned if I know what the problem is. I hear wet, clicking noises when she talks. Maybe it's me--next time I watch it I will turn on subtitles (if the DVD has them, that is). It's somewhat entertaining to hear several seconds of nonsense followed by a booming "ANNA!" That is one of two similarities to "Sunset Boulevard." This may be in my mind, but her "ANNA" seems very close to Norma Desmond's "MAX." Also, the many pictures of Mrs. Trefoile's notable years that are strewn about remind me of the many pictures of Norma Desmond's notable years, strewn about her mansion. A third similarity is the idea of a central female character rotting away while life goes on around her. Both Mrs. Trefoile and Norma are insane, but in different ways. I would much rather deal with Norma than Bible-Thumper, hands down.
Supporting cast (including Stefanie Powers) is fine, no complaints there. Except--there is a moment when Yootha Joyce seems dubbed, like she put the line in later, but I can't see why. Not a big problem. I didn't like "Alan" at all, so boo to whoever played him.
4 out of 5 stars--rating may change when I finally figure out what Tallulah's ranting about.