Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

DEUCE BIGALOW (or "Deuce Not So Big Below" as he was called in this film! Lol!) is back, this time to be a "man-*" in Europe! This sequel of DEUCE BIGALOW: MALE GIGOLO is pretty funny too, but even so, I think the first one was a bit more hilarious. But this one is very comical either. I especially appreciated the part when they explain how to do a "Portuguese breakfast"!... I'm Portuguese and I've never heard of that (because it's just a joke, of course!). Maybe I should try it someday! Lol! It was also nice the portrait of Amsterdam done in this movie, because it's too exaggerated, but it really must be what Americans think of Amsterdam I suppose! The scene where the cop is lightning TJ's joint, at the coffee-shop, or the scene where this guy says that the truck full of Marijuana that he's driving is to his daughter's birthday party, which is going to make 13, are hilarious and are hyperboles that clearly prove that exaggeration I mentioned. Once again Rob Schneider does a great job in this funny and entertaining movie.

What exactly is Hollywood and it's resident cast of highly paid men and women trying to pull? Atrocious, worst ever contender movies are usually only released several years apart of each other. However since the turn of the millennium, we've had at least one or two movies per year that attempts to challenge Manos for the crown of worst movie ever! In 2003 it was the loathsome vanity project Gigli. In 2004 Catwoman became the fall of Halle Berry. Now as we reach the halfway point in this decade, the spotlight falls on one Deuce Bigalow, by far and large, the surefire, shoe-in worst movie of 2005. Do you remember a film that was compressed full of shouting, toilet jokes, pointless sick humour and downright deplorable? That's right Tom Green's Freddy Got Fingered. Basically my point is that we already have ONE movie like that. We don't need another one! But of course, the sick twisted people at Hollywood's creative department wouldn't listen to our pleas and once again the box office is infested with another summer sickener to rank with Batman & Robin, Star Wars Phtntom Menace et al. I think I'd better point out at this point that this film is actually Mike Bigalow's first ever directing job. So talk about a fast learner! Maybe we've a new Hal Warren! Bigalow believes that combining toilet humour, foul language, bodily functions, awful plot and half assed acting will guarantee a major summer success.....right. What Bigalow hadn't figured was that people would hate this kind of vile celluloid with a passion and begin calling for refunds, moments of their life back & probably not surprisingly, Bigalow's head! Rob Scheider (normally quite competent) ought to be hanging his head in shame after turning in this woeful performance. And it will count against him this time. Affleck and Lopez were slaughtered for ages over Gigli and Schneider could face the same backlash. His recent CV is starting to look blotted. The rest of the acting is very poor and the dialogue and plot can only be summed up in two words. Bloody Awful. For instance in one scene, a man eats chips out of a toilet and smacks himself with a wooden leg, over & over & over until the viewer begs for mercy or falls asleep. How I long to see Tom Green whack his paraplegic girlfriend over the legs again.....ahhhh. Deuce Bigalow goes up against 40 Year Old Virgin in the box office, another raunchy R-rated comedy in which the humour is based on a certain apprehensiveness towards female sexuality. However 40YOV treats the subject properly. Deuce Bigalow treats it with a disrespect of such magnitude, you feel like jamming sandpaper over your balls! Deuce Bigalow is by a country mile the worst movie of 2005 and another harsh lesson that toilet humour doesn't wash anymore in this millennium. Freddy Got Fingered is so bad it's good. Deuce Bigalow is so bad it's soul destroying. Do Not Watch This Film.

Here is what the people who are writing the good reviews of this movie, fail to see about those of us who hated it. I didn't hate this movie cause I am a prude, in fact I loved the first Deuce as a kind of stupid cult classic, but this movie may be crude but it isn't very funny. That is my gripe with it plain and simple I go to comedies to laugh and I didn't laugh the jokes were just plain dumb. The main problem with this flick is it doesn't know where to stop. Spoiler The Russian girl with the male body part for a nose was kinda funny, but once she started sneezing and blowing you know what all over the room, it ceased being funny and became gross. As if this girl blowing "manly" fluids all over the room wasn't sick enough it had to land in someones soup and then that person had to eat it. If they had left the joke alone, maybe this movie would have been watchable but there are a billion examples of this kind of joke scattered throughout this miserable excuse for a movie. The movie tries to give him a good love interest but OCD just isn't a funny concept, watching a woman beat the hell out of herself just isn't funny. Spoiler The scene when they are on the roof and one of the man * academy and TJ the pimp has to fart is just stupid, it is like they wrote a premise and desperately tried to come up with a joke. Snider is better than this, because the little weasel can be quite funny. Eddie Griffin can be funny too but this script is such a lemon that no one could save this movie. You could have cast Rodney Dangerfield, Groucho Marx, Billy Murray, John Belushi and every other comic legend you can name in this film and it still would have sucked royally. Anyways you get the drift but do me a favor and don't watch this mess it makes Showgirls look like art, and please Rob no more if this is any indicator of where this franchise is going please just keep the next one where it belongs inside you mind and no where else.

I can understand why some people really don't like the Deuce Bigelow films but i think that they are both fantastic. Rob Schneider is great once again in the role of Deuce Bigelow and being in Amsterdam with a hole new country to 'play' in makes the film a great laugh. Parts of this film reminded me of Undercover Brother, which i also thought was a great film, and other parts of the film i wasn't expecting to see. the only disappointing thing about this film is that it didn't have as many memorable quotes as the first film. I didn't like the fact that Kate was a leg but i suppose its common sense that something would have happened to Deuce's marriage if he was going to be a man * again.... Anywho.... I'm definitely buying it when it comes out on DVD....

This was the raunchiest, filthiest movie i have ever seen. What was Scheider thinking? If he thinks using bodily functions and sexual innuendos is funny he ought to change his profession. I recommended all my friends see Duece Bigelow Male Gigolo because it was hilarious.. Not so for this European fiasco. We walked out of the theater and I have told everyone I know NOT TO SEE IT. What is so funny about being sick and perverted. I am not a prude but some decorum is necessary. We are not rutting animals. We were utterly disgusted and will not see another one of Scheider's films again. No wonder Disney wrote this film off, i would too.

Every once in a while, I love to have a "non-thinking" movie, a comedy that doesn't require for me to look deeper into the plot or anything. I figured since I saw the first Deuce Bigalow movie, I would give the sequel a shot. I had heard bad things about it, but I figured it might not be that bad. I watched it this afternoon, actually I was laughing throughout the beginning. I'm very serious, I was starting to think that people were just hating the film because they didn't like Rob or something, but then the film took a big turn. It turned into really immature and lame 7th grade jokes once again like the first one. Fart jokes? I mean, seriously? How much have we grown up? Not to mention that the ending just totally fell flat and Rob did a terrible job of acting. The story was also a bit over used and just a rip off of the first Deuce Bigalow film. Deuce goes to Amsterdam to find his old friend, T.J. His wife is dead, and for some reason he is still carrying her prosthetic leg with him introducing it. T.J. asks Deuce to join the gigolo's again and to go undercover now that they are being murdered. T.J. is mistaken for the killer and that he's also gay, so Deuce is going undercover to prove T.J.'s innocence. But he ends up finding another lady with a bit of a problem with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, but that doesn't stop him from falling in love with her. But he has to make sure that he finds this killer before he ends up being murdered too. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo was just a silly attempt at trying to make some money, because while there were still a couple laughs here and there, this still was a lame film. A lot of the jokes were over used and incredibly immature. I wouldn't recommend this movie for someone who is over 12 years old, just because that's the kind of humor that's in it. Another funny thing is that I know that this was just a movie, but I'm American, and I was just offended for the way they handled the Europeans and how they are. But I guess I've just grown past this humor, I'm sorry, I just couldn't find this film entertaining. 2/10

I picked this movie over Fantastic 4 tonight. That was possibly the biggest mistake of my life. The movie starts with a Gigolo murder, but obviously the whole plot is eclipsed by horrible and gross jokes. Deuce ends up in Amsterdam where DJ (or is it TJ) is doing a hydraulic thing with his boat, what the hell? So then they get to the thing about Pot being legalized. Duece get's high and ends up on nibbling DJ, who is trying to prove he's not a homosexual, but fails each time. So when DJ is seen looking at the "package" of a killed gigolo, he is accused of being the killer, and extremely gay, this happens a lot at an annoying level. Deuce then has to prove him innocent, and thus ends up seeing all the girls that the killed gigolo's dated. Up first is as I quote "Deuce BigGEST LADY I'VE EVER SEEN". She makes him dress as a baby since she can't have kids, psychotic AND stupid. Then Duece meets the daughter of the "Cheif Inspector" who reacts to objects cause of a disorder. Next is a girl who must smoke a lot cause she's got a hole in her throat. Here you see some of the sickest jokes ever. At a restaurant, she blows out the smoke through the hole, and when she drinks the wine, it comes out of the hole, and Duece has to plug it, and then she hiccups, and well it took me all my effort to NOT vomit. Then is a girl who's mother worked at Chernobyl, and she was born with a * as a nose. Another sick joke is that it get's erect, and ejaculates when she sneezes. Eventually DJ get's arrested and we discover that the "Inspector" is the killer. He wants to kill the Gigalo's cause they are destroying Hollnad (as this happens 3 Canadians urinate), they also made him accidentally destroy his *. So then Duece has to stop him, which he does. At the end, the girl with the dick-nose trips and her noes falls into the smoker-girls' throat hole. Not only is that disgusting, but it's taken right from Sienfeld. (oneo f the programs there is "Naked Seinfeld") So in the end, this is horrible. Save your money. Don't even get the DVD

Here comes another sequel to a classic comedy Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. If anybody ever wanted to see an 80 minute * joke, then this movie is definitely for you. The first film which came out about 4 years ago gave us a new concept and introduced us to the most memorable characters. In fact, it is one of my favorite comedies. In the sequel we learn that Kate has been eaten by sharks (what a terrible way to kill off somebody) and that T.J. is working in Amsterdam. Somebody is killing off all male gigolos in Amsterdam one by one. T.J. calls on Deuce to help him find out who is the serial killer by becoming a man-* decoy. From the very beginning to the last minute of the movie virtually every line contained a * joke... While some moments are funny, they are very repetitive and at times offensive. If you watch many scenes carefully, it looks like the whole movie was done in front of the blue screen. This film is another proof not to make sequels of great films.

sorry if i sound like I'm talking from every which way but i am writing this little comment just shortly after watching this debacle of a film. might i say that in my opinion this movie is crude, insulting, disgusting, humiliating, undignified and so on...in every way that brings down the human race..even going as far as showing that we are no better than animals or if not even worse. every second was another gruesome sex related joke being fully seen on the good IL' theater screen. the language was filthy with sexual innuendoes every other second, and the screen was trite with sexual content. Oh and the plot itself...beyond inane! if i wasn't there with my friend i would have left the theater about 20 minutes into the film. If that is all that rob schneider can do to attempt to make an audience laugh then he needs to give it up along with the writers and directors and just go into the porno industry if they are that obsessed with sex that much. ill be the first to say this comment wasn't very useful..but its my opinion on how low Hollywood has come or the movie industry in general...focusing about sex in a movie like this every second like we just invented it. if you have the slightest bit of decency in you.....DON'T SEE THIS FILM! thank you for reading this

After an accident with dolphins and elders on a beach, the clumsy fish tank cleaner and former gigolo Deuce Bigalow (RobSchneider) is invited by his pimp friend T.J. Hicks (Edie Griffin) to travel to Amsterdam where he is presently living. Once there, T.J. Hicks is wrongly taken as a *-men serial killer. Bigalow joins the gigolo's association trying to find the true identity of the murderer and clean TJ Hicks. Meanwhile, he meets the gorgeous Eva (Hanna Verboom), and while dating her, he suspects that she may be the wanted killer. "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" is politically incorrect, rude, gross but also hilarious and extremely funny. There are many jokes with the stereotype and clichés of the behavior of Americans, Dutchmen and Europeans in general. The wonderful Amsterdam is mostly shown in the prostitution area of the Red Light Zone District and some bars where the consumption of drugs are free. There are many jokes also with the behavior of tourists. This movie would be never nominated to an Oscar, but deserved the "Man-Whore Award". This movie is a great entertainment for non-conceited people that accept jokes with stereotypes and like this type of humor. Otherwise, do not spend your time. My vote is seven. Title (Brazil): "Um Gigolô Europeu Por Acidente" ("An European Gigolo by Accident")