okay, so my friends and i went to our local indie theater last night, just to see what was playing. foolishly, we bought tickets for this movie, thinking we were seeing "city of god," the movie about brazilian gangs and slums that got rave reviews. (hey, everyone makes mistakes...)
so we were the only 4 people in the theater, and began to wonder why. "city of god" was supposed to be excellent. the movie began with scenes of a flood, and the name 'matt dillon' flashed across the screen.
"what?!" asked my friend, in outrage. "what is this crap? do you guys want to leave?"
"no, no," we all said, "we don't know, maybe this movie could turn out to be good."
in retrospect, we should have left right then.
(SPOILERS)
this was quite possibly the worst movie ive EVER seen. the only aspects saving it were the standout performance of gerard depardieu (whom we laughed at in the opening credits, making predictable 'my father the hero' and 'bogus' jokes, but he actually held the movie together) and the cinematography of cambodia.
when 2 of my friends actually walked out of the theater halfway through the movie, one said, "boy, i sure hope there are some more ambiguous killing scenes" within the 5 minutes after she left, we saw at least 3 more.
i was horribly disappointed in james caan's role, matt dillon's pompous writing of his own character, and the lack of cohesiveness about the entire movie.
when the 2 of us who stayed for the rest of the movie joined the 2 that left, they asked us, "so what happened?"
we had to respond that we really had no idea. this movie wasnt supposed to be a comedy, but i laughed throughout the entire thing at how ridiculous it was. 30 second scenes would show a person being stabbed, and you wouldnt know who it was, why they had been killed, or who had done it, and it would only be mentioned again in passing, if at all.
our theory was that matt dillon got really drunk and wrote this movie.. "yeah, landmines would be cool! and a severed leg, and some 13 year old cambodian whores, and... and yeah a big gunfight, and oh, ill hook up with the hot chick, and there should be lots of drinking, and the old guy should end up being my dad! thats a blockbuster hit right there!"
save your money on this one.