I am a big fan of Jackie Chan. I have waited for this movie to come out (English dubbed/subtitles) for quite a while. Today, I came across it and sadly, viewed it just before I wrote this review.
Throughout the movie, I was waiting for an ending scene where Jackie wakes up and says "Woah! What a nightmare! Getting humiliated by snobby teen video game punks who made the biggest fool out of me by making me lose bets with them for the lives of my friends(eg. LOADING A GUN! OH THE SUSPENSE!), tried to kill my girlfriend, killed my girlfriend's brother, killed my friends, and then I feel sympathy for these loons by the end of my dream...That was worse than the moment in Drunken Master (I) where I had to crawl through that stinky old man's legs after getting my ass handed to me!"
The plot was out right over the line, unrealistic, cheesy, and horrible! An impersonator walking into a police building and getting officers to think he is a police officer. Unorganized police missions where you have Captain Jack telling the Channel News24 his plans while the villains listen in. Let alone, not having a SWAT team of some sort, not knowing the layout of the buildings, and using lame hand guns for dynamic entrances. Rich kids having better technology than the police force while being better trained and having better guns. Dramatic scene where Jackie's girlfriend asks him if he loves her while she has a bomb strapped to her neck and then decides it is time to cut the cables with the scissors after Jackie leaves to get help. Jackie crying. You might as well call it all a bad dream as this movie is so surreal and unrealistic that it is near impossible to suspend your disbeliefs throughout the film. If you do watch this movie the way I did, let me tell you...The fast forward button will be your best friend.
I'm still laughing out loud at how horrible this movie was. It's hard to believe people invested time, money, and dangering themselves for this garbage.
The way they showed how Jackie Chan cared for the stooges who killed/injured people close to him by the end of the movie is beyond me! This is, in no way, like the original Police Story where Jackie doesn't stand around and cry like a little baby, but actually fights back and has no remorse! Oh yeah, and they even had a SWAT team in that movie!
This movie was stupid, over dramatic, and horrible. Not even the stunts, special effects, or the impressive dubbing could save it!
Bottom line: If your * is to watch Jackie get smacked all over the place for 2/3rds of a movie and cry like a baby while drinking his flask along with a poor plot on the side with annoying villains who you will eventually suppose to feel sorry for in the end, then by all means watch this movie!
If you like laughing at bad movies, this movie is for you!
If you're me who wants to see Jackie kick ass and show no mercy along a nice plot...Stick with the other Police Stories, especially the first one!
Note: I deducted stars from this movie for plot, poor dialog, direction, production, and every time Jackie Chan decided it was time to cry. I gave it stars for stunts, special FX, and impressive dubbing for a bad movie.
I hope somebody puts up a petition to change the name of this movie from 'New Police Story' to 'New Crap Story'.