I did not see the 2011 film. My most recent viewing of a Muppet film was Muppet Treasure Island, which, despite all the '90s-esque flaws that plague it, is still one of my three favorite movies of all time, the other ones also being from Disney.
When I went into Muppets Most Wanted, I was expecting the kind of humor from the old Muppet Show that this movie is in continuity with; you know, the clever satire and wit that made the Muppet Show into a program that every celebrity from Twiggie to Vincent Price wanted to be on.
Instead, this movie is one slap in the face after another to me as a Muppet fan and they took every opportunity to do so.
Problem 1: the celebrities. All of the celebrities felt awkward and mis-cast, and were clearly there to cram in as many big names as possible in order to sell more movie tickets. Christoff Waltz played himself, Lady Gaga played herself (seriously, why do people keep putting her in movies if she LITERALLY never does anything?), Danny Trejo played a REALLY head-scratching version of himself that amounted to one very obscure joke about how he was once an inmate in real life, and a million other celebrities whose names I don't know but whose faces I recognize played throwaway cameos. Ricky Gervais seemed out of place as the bad guy, as he never really had any charisma or actual charm about him to make anyone think that he was clean. Tina Fey's character was equally head-scratching and awkward, especially with her crush on Kermit. Yeah, that happens and it's not NEARLY as funny as it is with Miss Piggy, or at all. The one celebrity role that worked was Ty Burrell as Jean Pierre Napolean. His scenes with Sam the Eagle are what stopped me from leaving the theater early.
Problem 2: the music. All of the songs in this movie followed Justin Bieber's "Baby" formula of saying the song title over and over again in a desperate attempt to be catchy. They're bland, they're uninspired, and they're not funny. Again, however, the one exception is Ty Burrell and Sam's number when they're interrogating the Muppets. THAT was funny.
Problem 3: the villains. Ricky Gervais, as I said before, was supposed to be the silver-tongued charmer that is every single evil talent manager in cinema. He
Wasn't. Constantine was equally weak, being a clichéd "greatest thief/criminal in history" kind of guy with a quickly worn-out running gag about C4. And what was their evil plan? To put the Muppets on tour and pay out lots of money to get people to come to the show and write good reviews so they could rob museums and get lots of money which apparently they already have.
Wah?
Problem 4, and this is my biggest complaint: WHERE THE F**K ARE THE MUPPETS?! Walter from the last movie is there, as is Kermit the Frog, but the rest have been replaced by brain-dead lookalikes who apparently can't tell the difference between the friend they've known for over 30 years (since this is in continuity with The Muppet Show) and an obviously fake doppelganger who acts and sounds nothing like said friend. The trailers made me think that Constantine was a master of disguise who imitates Kermit perfectly, but instead the filmmakers resorted to that tired cliché of an obvious fake who everyone believes is the real deal, a cliché that quickly wears out its welcome if overused.
Most of the humor from the Muppets was really, REALLY childish and really, REALLY dumb, including poop jokes. That's right, they put poop jokes in a Muppet film. But, AGAIN, the exceptions were the scenes with Sam the Eagle, Ty Burrell, and Ty Burrell's car. Seriously, why couldn't the movie have been about them? In fact, make a spin-off for them, Hollywood. Those two deserve to be compensated for agreeing to be in this stinker.
And make use of that Tim Curry Muppet you made for Muppet Treasure Island. He's a celebrity. Kind of.