Teenage Caveman

Teenage Caveman

Ok, first of all about 60% of this movie is the aforementioned drug/orgy scene. In case you're thinking of watching it for this reason, this scene has all the eroticism that you might find in a crack house. The rest of it is tasteless gore and bad acting. What was the point of making this movie other than to get a bunch of girls naked? None. I'm sure the people in this movie think they are "acting", which is hilarious in itself. This movie makes me angry. I only wish the people responsible for making this crap would be forced to watch it. Think of the good that could have been done with the money that was wasted on this junk. 1 star, only because I can't vote less.

Dreadful, obnoxious "horror" movie about a small band of kids hiding out in a post-apocolyptic wasteland; the leaders are a boy and girl who have not aged in decades due to an evil government experiment. Little more than endless scenes of the group doing drugs, taking their clothes off and making a lot of noise. Pointless. Makes Larry Clark's similar KIDS look like CITIZEN KANE. A complete and total waste of time. By far the worst of the Cinemax anthology series Creature Features.

This movie was one of the worst B-movies I've ever seen, and that's saying something. The plot, when stuck to, wasn't THAT bad. It could have been made into something halfway decent and successful with the right writers, actors, and director. But as another person said, most of the film's content is some kind of prolonged orgy, drug & alcohol abuse, and mindless cursing. It has one actor you've heard of...barely. Otherwise, this film doesn't even deserve to be viewed, let alone rented or owned. There are pornos out there with better actors and writing! Wait...this film might just be a porno...

Hey it's a dumb flic. Sheer sexploitation. But, hell, what a lot of B (or Z-) movie fun! Horny as all get out, early on. Exemplary drug use. Plot? It exists! Much tongue-in-cheek melodrama so it can be enjoyed with plenty of (wink-wink) tolerance. Just stop thinking & enjoy the great bods, fine coke, & a really dumb, if gross, party. A person need not always be educated by a movie. Sometimes a flic set in an impossible era with impossible events but lots of gross-out, good raunchy sex, & laugh-out-loud action is just what the doctor ordered. Grade B bliss, man! I recommend this for anyone with a good strong sense of irony. The Asian appearing bad girl is good enough reason to see it several times, until she loses her heart! And, in all fairness, the dude who plays the lead baddie is really an accomplished actor with range & expression (the only one in this nonprofessional piece).

I was dozing on and off watching this. Laughed at the overreacting of the Teen-age Caveman transvestite guy because he was definitely on something himself lol. Overall nice throwback of a 70s exploitation sex monster movie. Not nearly as enjoyable as Kids or Bully obviously

Oh yeah...what WERE they thinking. This film offers absolutely NO plot, it is obvious that director and producers just thought "Well, if we just show plenty of female nudity, nobody will realize that there IS no story!".. I KNOW this is a b-movie, and I have a huge love for those, but THIS could not even quality as a Z-movie, I'm actually reluctant to call this nothing more but a badly produced softcore porno-flick.. Man.. If you like movies that makes just a LITTLE sense, stay clear of this. Bad effects, horrible acting - you would actually think they simply picked the "actors" who were willing to drop all thier clothes, and then forgot that their TALENT was totally absent....that's a way to make a career aswell, I suppose...good for them, bad for all the rest of us watching.. In these times were scripts are very hard to get produced, you wonder how a piece of garbage like this could slip through....someone must have had a period of incredibly poor judgment.. -10/10