"Everybody Poops" - a bad lip reading of the Black Eyed Peas

Available on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/everybody-poops/id429230110i=429230115&uo=4 Shirts now available at http://badlipreading.spreadshirt.com LYRICS: Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop I can't think when i gotta poop Poop Poop Poop Poop (Poop!) Poop Poop No eye contact! I'll beat you down! 'Cause you know that that's not scary Hero! You'll never find a human that steals school supplies And if you do Let me know who (who) And I'll beat him down. I like to poop poop out the bad vibes That's right, I'm the best one. And when we do a show I always start with this And then usually around five I'll lay down and Then I poop poop poop on the floor! Piano. Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. I forgot to break the mirrors And the spaceship soared away Why not tell me they left You gotta flush the toilet Yeah, see that's right Professional baby I'm gonna find a chicken fight Then gonna go poo poo Mama told me she wrote me a note She forgot that I'm a soft machine man Looks like we got a big mean dookie on deck And I hate those greenish potatoes with them soggy fish sticks! When I'm on the pot after working for hours Watch out down there When i'm dumping my log Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. I be regular, bitches Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. Yeah I'm going downtown Gotta get me some tissue Fergie used it all up 'Cause she got bowel issues Yeah, she ain't no android You can take my word I'm-I-I-I-I-I'm gonna go poop poop When I'm on the pot after working for hours Watch out down there When i'm dumping my log Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. (Th-th-th-that's a big one!) Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. (Open wide!) Yeah, see that's right Hero! ----------- Original video here: http: