I hated this movie so much. Normally I hate any sort of movie about the English gentry in the Thirties, and that includes "good" movies of this sort, like GOSFORD PARK, BEING JULIA, or COLD COMFORT FARM. But this movie is so bad that even those people who like this sort of thing will hate this sort of thing. And that's not a good thing! How can I explain the ugliness of this crude, cold, unfunny movie? Well, there's something really creepy about the way the director seems to keep jabbing at you with the musical score, and with the camera. Every time someone says something "witty" the camera flashes to a stuffed animal on the wall, or something, like that's supposed to be uproariously funny. Or there's a sudden noisy and glaring flare of jazz music, that has nothing to do with the plot. And it's like someone jabbing you in the arm, over and over, and saying, "isn't this simply too sophisticated, darling? Isn't it simply outrageous?" No, man, it's really not. Stop it.
Jessica Biel . . . I'd never seen her before this movie. I gather she was once an American teen starlet of some sort. I think she would be really good in an MTV Reality Show, like "hot blonde sluts who don't have much talent." She makes Sharon Stone look like Meryl Streep. She's so bad that her character, who is meant to be winningly rebellious, a free spirit, or something of that sort, just comes across as coarse and disgusting. Yet at the same time you never, for one minute, believe that this woman was once a race car driver, or a married woman, or from Detroit, or whatever the hell she was supposed to be. It's pathetic.
Colin Firth . . . I never liked him much, but in paper thin romantic roles in paper thin movies, like LOVE ACTUALLY, I guess he's tolerable. Here he's supposed to be a veteran of the Great War who spent ten years lying around in a French whorehouse smoking dope because of the Unspeakable Things he saw in the Great War. The best actor in the world couldn't make this kind of cliché seem meaningful. But boy, Colin Firth can't even convince you he's seen a rifle, let alone fired one. It's really, really sad and pathetic.
Oh, one final note -- all the "cool" people in this movie smoke cigarettes. A lot. It's really creepy, and it's almost like the film makers are being paid off by big tobacco. It's true to the period to have them smoke, yes, but the direction is so crude it's plain there's some kind of payoff going on. The whole thing would be funny if it weren't so completely tedious and disgusting.
I did not like this film. Not the writing, the acting, the soundtrack, or anything else. It was a bad, bad movie.