Bigfoot Girl

Bigfoot Girl

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Most of this movie aligned more or less with the 0/10 stars reviews... But Thomas Sewid is the best. 10/10 for Thomas Sewid and 0/10 for the rest of this movie.

This was seriously absolutely ridiculous. I was really excited and anticipating even just a spotting of Bigfoot. It was so moronic. First off they think they're going to "lure in Bigfoot" with cherries. Yes cherries hanging from branches. Then supposedly they hear Bigfoot yelling, but no one actually hears it. There is a Sasquatch footprint by their camp the next morning, although you don't get to see Sasquatch leaving the footprint even though they had like ten motion activated game cameras set up. Worst of all their fearless leader is a native American who in my opinion is 100% completely full of s**t. DO NOT WATCH THIS

I agree with all the other reviews, this was a waste of time. Primarily, it was footage of a middle aged hipster self proclaimed psychic talking about everything except bigfoot and a buddy native American man rambling on and on like he hasn't had human contact in years. The funniest thing was how "bigfoot girl" (poorly chosen title) is never seen IN the actual woods. She rides the ferry in, then is seen walking in her little hooded sweater (no gear) and then the rest of the film is about some blonde girl named Ashley. Seemed pretty obvious that Kiara didn't actually bother to hike into the woods. This was beyond bad and offers nothing entertaining.

I didn't expect to see Bigfoot but absolutely nothing happens. They apparently hear sounds but you won't hear them a complete joke.

What a waste and pathetic documentary. Complete waste of time. This is what happens when some dumb person creates a documentary for show-off and fails on a monumental level.

Literally couldn't get past 25min, I really tried! I understand low budget but come on, did they even have an editor for this?? WHO IS ASHLEY??? Why would they open the film with Kiana's microphone being half assed?? Why would they start off saying over the next few minutes they would be interviewing people and then not interview someone until like, 15min later?? Everything was so incredibly long, they clearly didn't edit down a single interview or landscape shot taken from a car. I could write a troll review but it's just so unbelievably bad that I can't.

Obviously more of a reel for James Tyson than for Kiana (Bigfoot Girl). He talks about how priviledged he was to talk to Tom Gimlin of the Paterson-Gimlin film 4 minutes in and a minute later calls him Tom again as if they are buds on a first name basis. Not only did this mental giant refer to Bob Gimlin as Tom in the first 5 minutes of the video, he didn't correct or edit it out in post. That tells you all you need to know about this video. I feel bad for Kiana for being shafted in this video and forever linked to this poser.

I can't believe all the negativity. Mills pictures Studios ones it again by golly. To begin with that wrist wrapped by a cheap silver bangled bracelet superglued my eyes to the screen and could not stop watching this. Thomas Sewid and Ashley Custeau should be each getting awards without any election. OMG, the drama, what depth, and that heart-wrenching emotion - WOWEE!!!!! Holy Yeti Batman, this show is like 10x-spectacular. If I had a third had, three thumbs up. Thomas Beckman's music was so gripping. How gripping was it? It was so gripping, it would let go of me until two hours after I turned the show off. After watch most of this program, I am now a true believer. Kiana has convinced me, I'm sold.